A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married, so

she put an ad in the local paper that read "husband wanted, be in my age group

(80s), must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good

in bed! All applicants must apply in person."

 

On the second day she heard the doorbell.

 

Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman

sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

 

The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just

look at you ...you have no legs!"

 

The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"

 

She snorted. "You don't have any arms either!"

 

Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you"

 

She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"

 

With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile

and said

 

I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

PMSL

Im quite impressed shane, keep em to that standard and you wont get banned

lol, buit i want 2 though

lmao amazin!