Ibiza was fcking awesome had the bestest time ever Pacha omg Rager Sanchez was wkd prob my fave club EVER

 

tidy was good too cept BK who was appauling

 

met Eddie Halliwell & Alex somebody or other in VIP at Amnesia Cream that place is awesome too the smoke ice things r amazing such a wkd place

 

on the shit side smashed into the back of a car on the M25 this morning im ok but gotta have new bonnet grrrrr

 

so whats been happening

Its been quiet without your random posts

 

clicky if you dare

haha well at least sum one noticed i was gone

Who are you again? I recognise the name but at the moment I'm clueless to the face.

well i was a short blonde white chick but im resembling a paki atm ;op

have you got a bandage on your head ?

Are you sure you're the same person then? I know what these airport customs are like, you leave a place as yourself then, next thing you know, you arrive somewhere else as a completly different person.

 

Its happened to me a few times, took ages to get the real me back but I was persistant and rang the right people.

 

Glad I'm back now.

 

Sorry...who are you again?

illlet u know on about weds when me minds back to normal ;op

Trust me...dont EVER let your mind get back to normal. I did it once and I didnt like it. I'm now in a permanent state of obliviousness.

argh sounds scary anyone wanna donate me sum ck too keep my mind a wondering

 

 

or just perhaps a good dirty hard fcuking too shake it a bit is what i need lol

Sex and drugs are not needed for me, life in general just fucks me up enough.

 

But if there is any sex and / or drugs on offer...I'm willing to partake in a little naughtiness.

Never turn down sex or drugs unless it involes big smelly wannies or little willes

I never turn it down, I'm just saying I dont need it.....ask Maria and James.

 

and just out of interest....what is a wannie?

wannie, fufu, axewound, gash, trout pout, badly packed kebab, vagina etc etc

 

 

have u been having 3somes with Maria & James - jesus gossip likethat and ive only been back an hour

ah right, velvet goldmine, fleshy pink love tunnel, the infamous red carpet.

 

And its not gossip, James, Maria and me are in a secret love triangle...so secret that I didnt even know. I think they've been hiding it from me for quite a while now.