well i was never offered a spliff until i was out one night when i was 16 n i sed nah thanks n he never bothered me about it he just sat n doobie'd up the rest probably thinkin 'hah more for me' lol

im deffo not 2 blame for domo's umpa lumpa blue face though, i can vouch for that!

some people are cunts though

Dom stop swearing and omg you were offered drugs whatever would nana say ahhhhhhhh im telling

gash wound

how do you get a gash wound is that like if you get beaten up by a girl with big flaps lol

that was abit harsh of u using the word cunt domo, imagine what the church would say if they found out you had a foul mouth young boy

hed be down on his knees faster than the vicar could say "your a good little choirboy"

Thats why all choir boys have centre parting you know.

and monks have bald patches

tis a bishop in charge of our churches, and to be honest, when i feel like swearin i'll do it. i usually dont. but i did then

so hah