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Morally it weren't my fault, but legally it was.

Shit happens eh.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

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Oops

 

hope it was well insured

Is she still taking you on holiday ? tongue.gif

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Shit what happened

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Was turning right at traffic lights road was clear and half way through the manoeuvre the cunting fuck came over the hill and straight into the side of me. The whole front wing, light and bumper on the passenger side is smashed to shit.

 

I'm liable since it was his right of way but the fact remains the road was clear when I started to turn across his path and if he had been driving with due care he wouldn't have gone into me.

 

Quite amusing as he was telling me he was gonna press charges and sue me in the civil courts then got a bit upset when I didn't get scared and explained to him there was nothing he could do, so he proceeded to call me a "fucking prat" for the next 10 minutes.

 

He got even more pissed off when I started having a laugh and joke with the coppers when they turned up. He was a fucking moron, but at least his car was more fucked than mine.

 

The insurance companies can sort it out now, it's just an inconvenience but my mum wanted a new car anyway. And it means I don't have to go to work today and tomorrow as I can't get there.

 

And yes Maria I'm still allowed on holiday, think my allowance will be cut though.

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Shocking babe well at least your ok

 

You still get an allowance? Seriously?

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Not so much of an allowance as "Mum I need some booze and some fags, can you go down the road please?"

 

I'm just hoping the other guy don't think he's onto a money spinner and suddenly decide he's got whiplash, as that'll be when I turn proper nasty.

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My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Was he speeding or anything? Im glad the bloke i hit was a reasonable kinda guy, that bloke seems a right twat surely coming over a hill ud think to slow down

 

 

Ahhh that kind of allowance i thought u meant a proper one

Minx
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He may have been doing bout 35 in a 30 but no way to tell, but yea it would seem sensible to most coming over a hill approaching a junction that you'd slow down.

 

Guess I'm just lucky to be in one piece woot.gif

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Well yeah sounds like cldve been a lot worse cars n shit are replacable. Bit of a bitch that ur policy will shoot up now though its fcking horrendous how much they whack on post claim the wankers

Minx
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My mum's got protected no claims so finger crossed all should be good.

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ahhh cool im well peed off bout mine 4ish more months and id have my 3yrs protected oh well

 

 

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well glad 2 see ya ok dude, id of dragged the little prick all over the show if he called me names but it wouldnt of looked good when the cops turn up lol

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Well ur just a big bully then arent you see i knew i shdve stook to my original thoughts about you ;Op

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I'd have gone for a headbutt to the groin lol

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