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> A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as

> different emotions e.g. fear etc.

> On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the

> door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted

> on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have

> you come as?"

>

> And the guy says,"

>

> I'm green with NV".

>

> The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have a drink."

>

>

> A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to

> see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a

> >feather duster wrapped around her most intimate parts.

>

> He says to this woman "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?"

>

> She replies,

> "I'm tickled pink."

>

> The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party.

>

> A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,and the

host

> opens the door to see his two Irish mates, Paddy and Mick,

> standing stark naked, one with his dick in a bowl of custard, and the

> other with his dick stuck in a pear.

>

> The host is really shocked and says, "Well, what the hell are you both

> doing? You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street

> like that.

>

> What emotions are you supposed to be?

>

> Paddy replies, "Well, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just come in

> despair"

 

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lol thats well good

heard the f*ckin discustard bit but the Mick here has just come in despair is good pmsl.gif

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Your back on form i see Mr Rumney

Minx
n. A girl who really likes sex, usually the kinky kind.

That is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo old ... not bad though bigwink.gif

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thanx smile.gif

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