Was stood at global chatting to Balien and some other ppl and for some reason thought there was a chair behind me so went to sit on it it obviously wasnt there and landed flat on my arse oopsy

wish I had been there to see that

haha i keep having flashbacks of the wkend

kate..............did somethin stupid...............never :lmao:

that was silly hehe what made u think there was a chair there?

she was twatted

Dom what phil said lol iswear i looked behind me and there was a white dining room chair there

cuz that's the sort of thing you get in the middle of a field in a marquee in a festival

hahaha yes for sure

You think thats stupid..........

 

Met this group of blokes at tidy last week, they were all muntered beyond belief. Half way through the night one of them sat down on one of the benches in es paradis.

I came over to sit next to charlene..........saw him sitting/lying there fucked then next minute *WHACK!* he hit the floor.

he was like "What the fuck"

I helped him up and asked him what happened.

 

He said he was certain he was lying on his lylo in the pool and tried to turn over !!!!

I once went to lean on the glass partician seperating the window display from the shop floor!

 

It wasn't there

 

and may I add the tv's & stereo's that i landed on were not the most comfiest i'd sat on

You didn't have far to fall though Minx.

Liam haha thats class

 

Tresh true and i had quite a bit of padding aswell so it didnt hurt

 

;oP

what kind of padding?

who did u land on? lol

Padding of the cellulite variety?