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at the door, is it just me do you feel guilty for no reason at all unsure.gif

 

not long had a copper at the door and i felt like id commited armed robbery blink.gif , he told me to "relax, unless you have something to tell me", then started laughing

 

turned out he was recruiting for the local neighbourhood watch and crimestoppers.

 

managed to get a UV property marker pen outa him blushing.gif

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I've never had police knocking before

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yep after gettind arrested last year, if I see the police near my house I poop myself & have to tell myself to chill out, I have done nought!! ohmy.gif

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i've only had police at my door once, at 3.45 am cos somebody had complained about loud music

 

just be polite and it'll get u so far

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 25 2004, 20:04)


managed to get a UV property marker pen outa him blushing.gif

Sell it to Phil r grin.gif

 

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Lisa, what ya get arrested for? your not a flasher are you?

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QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 25 2004, 20:09)
QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 25 2004, 20:04)


managed to get a UV property marker pen outa him  blushing.gif

Sell it to Phil r grin.gif

 

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Lisa, what ya get arrested for? your not a flasher are you?

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QUOTE (Tony @ Feb 25 2004, 20:07)
I've never had police knocking before

i live in a not so classy area so i know my community copper, but i still shit it.

 

its a good bribery for the kids though.........the police man will put you in prison if you dont behave devil.gif

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QUOTE (ChrisT @ Feb 25 2004, 20:09)
QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 25 2004, 20:04)


managed to get a UV property marker pen outa him  blushing.gif

Sell it to Phil r grin.gif

 

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lol.gifwoot.gif

 

your evil devil.gif but funny thumbsup.gif

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no im not a flasher, well shhh!! but it wasnt last year soz, was year before for suspected dealing & NO I wasnt, long story!!! grin.gif

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yep, is even more poop yourself time when some of your housemates have left stuff in the living room and all that's stopping the policeman seeing it is you standing betweem them and it blink.gif

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sad.gif I was arrested once, i was on the front of Every Newspaper and on Sky News lmao, wasnt funny though, but then again is a long story maybe Bushy may tell u all 1 day. wink.gif

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i've already got 2. wub.gif 1 blue 1 yellow, from work

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