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A Tornado Hit Birmingham Yesterday causing widespread damage, Casualties

were seen

wandering aimlessly saying 'bang out of order', 'mental' and 'that did

my head in'. The Tornado decimated the area causing in excess of

£7.55 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from

Ibiza and Corfu were damaged beyond repair. Three preserved areas of

historic burned out cars were destroyed. Many locals were woken before

their Giro's arrived.

 

One resident, Tracey Sharon Smith a 15 year old mother of four said 'It

was such a shock, little Chardonnay-Leigh came running into my bedroom

crying and my hands were shaking that much I could hardly skin up

whilst I was watching Trisha'.

 

The British Red Cross has so far managed to send 4000 crates of Sunny

delight to the area to help with the crisis. Rescue workers are still

searching through the rubble and have found numerous 'Elizabeth Duke'

sovereigns, benefit books, bone china from poundstretcher and Argos

catalogues. However they have not managed to save any furniture from

Crazy George's as yet.

 

How can you help?

 

This appeal hopes to raise money for food and clothing parcels for

those unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster. Clothing is

most sought after. Urgently needed are LaCoste tracksuits (his and hers

preferably), white socks, Burberry caps, woolly Benny hats and Reebok

trainers. Food parcels are also needed. They include McCain's

Micro-chips, Aldi Beans, Monster Munch and Iceland Pizzas. Alcohol is

also in short supply, especially White lightening Cider and Carlsberg

Special Brew.

 

Cash Donations are also needed. 22p buys a Bic Biro for signing on,

2.50 buys a jumbo sausage dinner, 3.00 buys a blag CD (not an original

copy), 20 buys a fake M.O.T (or 10 gallons of red diesel to burn the

vehicle out) and 26.00 buys 200 Regal from Tommo who has just got back

from Kavos.

 

Minx
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I think the amout of damage is overpriced for B/ham roflmao.gif

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Well it affected a small part of Solihull hence the £5.20 damage inc in tha £7 odd like

Minx
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it hit Erdington aswell, just up the road from andy, i was fucking near it lol

 

Oops wrong thread lol

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wierd ow got erdington aswell as thats miles away from the other places it hit - bizarre

Minx
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it sure did

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I know it did but its rather wierd how it managed to do it as its like other side of bham

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i know, i was watching it on the news and it was a big bastard lol

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Some guy on the gods board took pics of it looked well mad, wish id been in town too see it the view from the Med Bar was immense from the pics

 

God nothing exiting ever happens in Cannock why cant we have a tornado or something (just a small one like)

Minx
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i doubt youd like it if it ripped the roof off ya house

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