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just opened a bag of peanuts & a warning on the back says 'WARNING: may contain nut traces' uhm.gif hope it does or Im taking it back to the shop

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I think it's another one of those health warnings for dummies, like the "Caution, contents may be hot" on McDonalds hot apple pies

 

 

Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!

where does it end

 

 

WARNING: do not read !

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They have to say it so they don't get sued. They don't care about ur health or safety just their bank balance.

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I think it's another one of those health warnings for dummies, like the "Caution, contents may be hot" on McDonalds hot apple pies

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But the difference is they are so NOT pies ... it's a crusty thing that tastes rank thumbsdown.gif

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I like the Hed Kandi CD warnings - do not eat

Minx
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lol thats funny kate..

 

how about a sticker on the side of hairdryers in hotels...... Do Not Use In Shower...... roflmao.gif

firstly, thats a bit pointless... and secondly, who is that stupid!? lol!

 

they say they only put things like that on because it has happened before. id hate to see the person who thought it might be a good idea to use a hairdryer in the shower! roflmao.gif

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I think it's another one of those health warnings for dummies, like the "Caution, contents may be hot" on McDonalds hot apple pies

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But the difference is they are so NOT pies ... it's a crusty thing that tastes rank thumbsdown.gif

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Yeah, the warning should read

 

"Warning: This 'pie' is not actually a pie, it's a volcanically hot anaemic turd"

Any messages you may receive bear no insight whatsoever into the mind of the sender - He hasn't got one!
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They have to say it so they don't get sued. They don't care about ur health or safety just their bank balance.

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thats exactly it, people make 1000s of sueing companies for shit like this

 

a guy who was using a power drill sued his company for £1000s because he drilled a hole in his nose while "supopsedly" trying to itch it, his argument was it didnt have a health warning on the drill saying "do not use up your nose"

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things like that are stupid and i believe that judges in these kinds of court cases should back up the company, as this guy who drilled a whole in his nose, did it out of his own fault and lack of common sense. people who do these idiotic things should be laughed out of court.

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Apparently in America (surprisingly) on their TV dinners, they have a warning on the bottom of the box that clearly states...

 

WARNING:- Do not turn box over.

 

You have to turn the box over to read it.

 

 

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Dom look up the Darwin Awards if want a good laugh at the people who are that stupid ;oP

 

 

Maccies apple pies are lovely with ice cream and caramel sauce

Minx
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On some of Sainsburys microwave meals, on the bottom of the packet, it says

 

"Keep upright"

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I havnt read any of this thread. You cuntas.

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Dom look up the Darwin Awards if  want a good laugh at the people who are that stupid ;oP

 

 

Maccies apple pies are lovely with ice cream and caramel sauce

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yeah the darwin awards are quality!! grin.gif

 

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