Mary had a little skirt

with splits right up the sides

and every time that Mary walked

the boys could see her Thighs

Mary had another skirt

twas split right up the front

...but she didn't wear that one very often

 

Mary had a little lamb

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

between two chunks of bread.

 

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,

What have you got there?

Said the Pieman unto Simon,

Pies, you dickhead.

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an

egg.

 

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

 

Little Boy Blew.

Hey. He needed the money

 

 

even funny the 3rd time round ;oP

even funny the 3rd time round ;oP

does that mean its twice as funny with two posts

No it means my pc is a pile of wank ;oP

 

morning Neon hows life treating u

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard

to fetch her poor dog a bone.

But when she bent over,

Rover took over

And the bitch got a bone of her own!

 

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,

Her clothes all tattered and torn.

It wasn't the spider

That crept up beside her,

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

 

lol theyre all funny

But there even funnier when i post them Minx

Bovverrred Whatevverrr Mingerrrr

 

;oP

u seem it

when was that, i blinked n missed it ;oP

 

 

ur just something else kate, why try to live up to shaney?

thanx Dom