A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

 

The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

 

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."

 

hes's got it right from an early age , blame the girls

Love that joke

Sounds like most of the kids around these days....annoying little fuckers.

lmao!! WHEY! thats well good!

I told it to my dad and he said he's heard it 15 years ago.

 

Scary.

The old classics are always the best Tresh

Like a fine wine.

mmmm wine ;o)

yeah i guess it sounded a bit out-dated; the kid playing with a train set. kids nowadays r always on the wee nintendo's or what-not

It was never like that in my day lol

what did you used to play with when you were little?

I remember having an Amiga thing and a Commodore 64 thing

Kirby, Chicken, used to go down the brook on our bikes and catch tadpoles. We used to make up dance routines to stuff lol remeber spirographs and those etch a sketch things

 

haha all the kids round here play kirby (or curby [sp?])

u played chicken?! lol crazy children!

we never had a brook to go catch tadpoles but i remember a couple times finding a frog in the back garden!

and i never had a spirograph or etch a sketch, i just used other people's haha

Were you so poor round your way that if u werent a boy youd have had nothing to play with ;oP