know any good cures for clearing up bruises?

dont get them or cover them with make up

cut the skin over the bruise.

 

thats what some people did when i was in high school. E.G my mate gogzy hit his head just above the eye (i dunno if he got hit by sum1 or hurt himself in a mushied state) but it didnt break the skin or anything and he didnt want a black eye so he cut the skin and it bled. but he didnt have a bruise.

 

bruising being blood under the skin, if it gets out then there wont be a bruise, just a small cut

I meant for making them fade quicker. You know u get the old wives tale type things like toothpaste clears up spots and white vinegar for getting stains out - just wondered if there was one for bruises

i dunno about that

 

 

cut it lol

how did ya get the bruises eh minx????????????????

I fell over a few times and walked into a table or 2.

Not what ur thinking cos thats absolute bollox

 

Yeh, fell over the table my arse lady... Huge hickie is it, you slapper

 

Butter, meat, frozen veg, all cooked together & then rubbed over affected area works.... Apperently Oh & failing that toothpaste

No theyre def bruises

 

Apparently witch hazel works anyway

 

 

Ice would be the best bet, the skins natural defense would retract the blood away from the the lower temperature and try to keep it warm. Only prob with that is, depending where the bruise is, you might be left with a wet patch.