"Flat Tummy"

 

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"

 

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

 

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

 

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.

 

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

 

 

 

dirty but

Paedo jokes is it?

 

A little girl reaches her birthday, she shouts out to mum. "Mum how old am I today?"

 

"You're seven dear."

 

"Wow" she replies. She goes upstairs to see Grandpa and greets him asking, "Gramps guess how old I am today!"

 

"Hang on." He says whilst reaching his hand out down into her knickers, swivels his fingers around a bit then takes them out and takes a sniff.

 

"You're seven." He says.

 

"How did you do that?" She replies.

 

"I heard your mum downstairs."

 

Whats black and blue and hates men?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A rape victim.

Paedo jokes is it?

 

How is that first one a paedo joke?

 

You just wanted to prove how much of a sick, disgusting, Michael Jackson following and un-funny cock you are didnt you.

 

Congratulations...you've done a good job.

go ginge , go ginge!!!!!

 

it wasnt a paedo joke, you dumb twat

"Flat Tummy"

 

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"

 

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

 

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

 

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.

 

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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heheheh

 

 

 

 

and how is that a paedo joke????

exactly

I'm trying to figure out which avatar of LTM's is worse.

 

The David Schwimmer, ugly fucker one, or the new pikey, chav, Peter Andre looking wanker one.

the new one ginge..

i think both of them are bad!! in the new one all he is misin is his "BLING BLING"

I find it amusing when a bloke calls me ugly. Tssk, fuck the envy.

 

Don't hate, liberate.

ENVY??? I dont fuckin think so!

 

Why would I be envious of a David Sshwimmer look-a-like chav???