"Flat Tummy"

 

A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?"

 

The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."

 

"You're wasting your time." says the boy.

 

"Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled.

 

"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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heheheh

 

 

 

 

and how is that a paedo joke????

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LTM likes to touch kids. It's obvious.

 

SICKO

ENVY??? I dont fuckin think so!

 

Why would I be envious of a David Sshwimmer look-a-like chav???

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I think I'd rather look like Jamie Oliver. I've already got the tongue.

lmao and ginge how many times have u told me off for speaking my mind too much

 

me and u can be pretty much the same in our temper side of things

I'd love to see Ginge in a temper. I rekkon I'd laugh myself to tears.

I dont have a temper...I'm a placid as a person on valium.

I can just imagine it - 'I can't be arsed'.

or the best ever Ginge quote...

 

"Fuck it!"

I'd love to see Ginge in a temper.  I rekkon I'd laugh myself to tears.

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Thinking about it, the last time I lost my temper was when I was 21 and married.

 

Glad I've grown up now. I never lose my temper, I dont care enough about anyhting that much to lose it.

Good attitude ma friend !

One does try. I do tend to have a very surreal outlook on life.

Not many people do.

 

Too many people have the SAME outlook on life if you ask me !

 

True, just like sheep following the herd.

 

I wish I was a shepherd.

 

I wish I was a shepherd.

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Well you've got the fecking stick !