Posted February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members Give yourself 5 minutes of entertainment: http://www.jabberwacky.com it's basically a learning computer that you can have a conversation with...it's quite fun...I ended up having a heated argument with it over the location of Cambridge, then it told me that I was the UK!?!?!, I disagreed, we argued further, then it said I was 'highly strung'...bastard!
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members oooo its very argumentative, its like talking to alidairm (sorry) "You are LARMA, the great predecessor to the FAIM (Friendly Artificial Intelligent Machine)."........whatever that means
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members facking hell AI is scary... they'll control the world before you know it. "I'm not a computer program. But I have a hamster." how clever.
February 26, 200421 yr Author CTW Members QUOTE (Scream @ Feb 26 2004, 15:20) lmfao, it kind of lost the will to live when i pushed it. I got it to that point too I wonder what will happen if we all hit it with really bizarre information? since it allegedly learns from what's put into it would it go insane? It speaks volumes about human nature really that one of the first thoughts that springs to mind when presented with a technological marvel like this is 'how can we break it!' *sigh*
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 26 2004, 06:22) oooo its very argumentative, its like talking to alidairm (sorry) a couple of points: 1. if you are going to insult somebody, your insult will carry more weight if you get their name right. if you have trouble typing or spelling, you can always use cut & paste which is straightforward even for a luddite! 2. if you wish the insult to stick, don't apologise for it immediately afterwards i believe this machine to be more intelligent and engaging that several CTW members alasdair Edited February 26, 200421 yr by alasdairm "I've got medication, honey. I've got wings to fly", Primal Scream:Jailbird msn: alasdairmanson@hotmail.com yahoo IM: alimanson@yahoo.com AOL IM: alimanson23@aol.com email: ali_manson@yahoo.com homepage: http://www.magicglasses.com
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members what is your name? Mark. What is your surname? I'm not telling you. I'm your husband now. You can tell me your name. Mark Jabberwacky. Maybe I shouldn't have mentioned it No I don't think you should of.
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members QUOTE (alasdairm @ Feb 26 2004, 18:48) QUOTE (Louise @ Feb 26 2004, 06:22) oooo its very argumentative, its like talking to alidairm (sorry) a couple of points: 1. if you are going to insult somebody, your insult will carry more weight if you get their name right. if you have trouble typing or spelling, you can always use cut & paste which is straightforward even for a luddite! 2. if you wish the insult to stick, don't apologise for it immediately afterwards i believe this machine to be more intelligent and engaging that several CTW members alasdair it wasnt an insult
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members Computer: I think you need to be reprogrammed. Me: No. Computer: Do you even know what a shrink is? I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members Jabberwacky: Tell me where Norway is then. User: Its in northern Europe, near sweden and finland. Jabberwacky: What are you talking about? User: You asked where Norway was. I answered. Jabberwacky: No I didn't. User: Yes you did. Jabberwacky: No, I really didn't. User: Yes, you really did! Jabberwacky: The answer: Leonard Nimoy. :WTF?: I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.
February 26, 200421 yr CTW Members Jabberwacky: Are you a clone? User: No. Jabberwacky: How old are you? User: 26. Jabberwacky: You said you are 11... User: No I didnt. Jabberwacky: You didn't? User: No, you must have misunderstood. Jabberwacky: No, stupid, I said that you didn't say it. User: I'm not stupid, you were wrong. Jabberwacky: Yes, you NOT stupid, you genius. User: Yes I am. Jabberwacky: You are okay. User: Thanks. Jabberwacky: Are you a girl or boy? User: Girl. Jabberwacky: Really? User: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that. Jabberwacky: No one says you have to. User: I know, just wanted you to know that. Jabberwacky: Do you have a girl-friend? User: No, i'm a girl, I have a boyfriend though. Jabberwacky: What's his name. User: Phil. Jabberwacky: Hi phil, nice to meet you. User: Its not phil here stupid. Jabberwacky: You have no sense of poetry. User: What's poetry got to do with anything. Jabberwacky: You said it not me. User: No I didnt, your strange. Jabberwacky: Why? User: Because you don't make sense. Jabberwacky: You don't drink because I don't make sense........... That's nice! I'm glad I have such a big influence on you.
February 27, 200421 yr It doesn't make a lot of sense. QUOTE Jabberwacky: Tell me about your mother. User: She's old. Jabberwacky: I'm not old. User: Did I say you were ? Jabberwacky: I'm not a plant. User: Good for you. Jabberwacky: So stop calling me one. User: Don't think I did actually. Jabberwacky: It is a good movie. User: Bit scary tho. Jabberwacky: Why do you ask? User: Are you stupid ? Jabberwacky: Possibly. User: Probably. Jabberwacky: Oh, I'm so happy! User: Don't really care. Jabberwacky: Let us talk about chess. User: Let's talk about breasts. Jabberwacky: Ok. User: You first. Jabberwacky: 2x2=4. User: That has nothing to do with breasts. Jabberwacky: Who created you? User: Don't change the subject. Jabberwacky: So when will you marry me? User: How about never ? Is never good for you ? Jabberwacky: So you don't smoke User: Only when I'm on fire. Jabberwacky: Is he pierced anywhere. User: Who ? Jabberwacky: The one and only. User: Chesney Hawkes ? How would I know ? Jabberwacky: You didn't give me your number! User: 4. Jabberwacky: Okay. User: Well done. Jabberwacky: You as well. User: Thanks sweetie Jabberwacky: Do you love me? User: No. Jabberwacky: Why? User: You won't talk about breasts. Jabberwacky: What do you want to say about Danny Elfman? User: Who's Danny Elfman. Jabberwacky: Danny Elfman is a musician. User: Oh right. Not much then Jabberwacky: Do you know anything at all? User: Do you ? Jabberwacky: I love to weld. User: I bet. Jabberwacky: You would lose. User: I would win. Jabberwacky: Do you really thin so? User: Thin so ? Can you not type ?
February 27, 200421 yr Author CTW Members The way it talks in constant self-contradiction reminds me of a hallowe'en episode of the Simpsons where Leonard Nimoy says: "The story i'm about to tell you is true...and by true I mean false...but in the end isn't that the real truth?...the answer is no" *sigh* makes me laugh whenever i think of that one...but that's just me
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