I don't know what to do!

Get over it, theres nothing wrong with being ginger.

However...having a small willy...ha ha ha ha...maggot.

ginge is right there aint nudffin wrong witht that, the small willy bit u will have to deal with it

 

Stop it Ginge - it's not the size of it that matters, it's what you can do with it, THAT COUNTS !

 

Depends how small it really is though.

 

If it is a maggot, the only thing you can do with it is catch fish, freeze them and use them as dildos.

Well of COURSE if it's a maggot, it probably won't touch the sides ! :s

 

Hang in there dude !

or not, as the case may be...lol

See, ginger is good, it makes you make people laugh.

Shame they can't stay in the sun for long though.

Oh we can...as long as we wear factor 60 (or there abouts)

Like you didn't at Dance Valley ?

Wasnt needed this year, or are you talking about last year and the appearance of Lobster Boy.

Last year.

 

Mr REDNECK !