> > > A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde

> > > in Economy Class gets

> > > up and moves to the First Class section and sits

> > > down.

> > > The flight attendant watches her do this and asks

> > > to see her ticket.

> > > She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid

> > > for Economy and that

> > > she will have to go and sit in the back.

> > > The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm

> > > going to Melbourne

> > > and I'm staying right here!"

> > > The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and

> > > tells the pilot and

> > > co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting

> > > in First Class that

> > > belongs in Economy and won't move back to her

> > > seat.

> > > The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to

> > > explain that because

> > > she only paid for Economy she is only entitled to

> > > an economy place and

> > > she will have to leave and return to her original

> > > seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to

 

> > > Melbourne and I'm staying right here! Exasperated the co-pilot

> > > tells the pilot that it was no use and that he probably should

> > > have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman

 

> > > that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's

> > > blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak

> > > blonde!"

> > > He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,

> > > and she says "Oh, I'm

> > > sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to

> > > her seat in the

> > > economy section. The flight attendant and

> > > co-pilot are amazed and

> > > asked him what he said to make her move without

> > > any fuss.

> > > The Pilot replied "I told her First Class isn't

> > > going to Melbourne".

>

hahaha!!! CLASS