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A dog bath is when you attempt to fit your balls into someone's a-hole. They just won't go in, much like trying to give a dog a bath.

So I was doing this girl and I tried to give her a dog bath.

Source: Victor, Chris, Jon, and Seth, Apr 29, 2004

 

Didn't know that untill just a few moments ago ! I work with some right perverts !

HAHAHAHAHA CLASSIC!!!

U didnt know that?

The full list ...

 

http://www.dirty-proverbs.com/classics.php

James thjats wicked ;oP

old but classic !

 

Check out the rejections section - I agree most of them should have been rejected - the things people think of! - it's very scary indeed !!!

Replace the ceiling and roof of your bedroom with a giant vat that can be operated with a cord to slide down and release its contents on top of the bed. Spend a few months filling it with your shit, piss, and vomit. Then, take a girl home whom you really hate and fuck her. At the climax, shout out, "Lookout below!", get up and run, and pull the cord. Watch with glee as an entire metric tonne of shit, piss, and vomit falls on top of her!

 

 

F*cking kerwality.

Before sex, cum in a small vial, keep the vial in the refrigerator for a few hours, and hide the vial. While having sex, pull out and act like you are about to ejaculate on the girl's stomach. With daft sleight of hand, instead pour the frigid cum on her stomach and grunt and moan. She will be confused as hell as she feels ice-cold cum presumably from you. When she asks why, pretend that you are a zombie and the cum is cold because you are undead. Then, start saying, "Brains! Brains!" while going for her head. But as you get to her head, finish jacking off onto her face, this time with real, warm ejaculate.

 

LMAO !

 

Sick fucks. But brilliant.