Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in

the hell have you been?"

 

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

 

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

 

"I got a £50 note on my privates," he said proudly.

 

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in

disdain.

 

"Why on earth would a businessman get a £50 note tattooed

on his privates?"

 

"Well, firstly, I like to watch my money grow, secondly once in a while I like to play with my money, thirdly I like how money feels in my hand and finally, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow fifty quid anytime you want."

 

lol champion