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Tiger Woods

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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol

>station

> > in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously

> > knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely

> > unaware of who the golfing pro is.

> >

> > "Top of the mornin' to yer, sir" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick

> > "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so two tees

>fall

> > out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

> >

> > "What are dose?, asks the attendant. "They're called tees" replies Tiger.

> > "Well, what on god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.

> >

> > "They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.

> >

> > "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "BMW tinks of everyting!"

 

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