> > Paddy's doing well on "Who wants to be a Millionaire"

> >

> >

> >

> > He's got £500,000. Chris Tarrant asks him the big question for 1 million

> > quid. "Paddy, for £1million, who was the great train robber?

> >

> >

> >

> > Was it - A, Ronnie Barker...

> >

> >

> >

> > B, Ronnie O'Sullivan...

> >

> >

> >

> > C, Ronnie Corbett or..was it

> >

> >

> >

> > D, Ronnie Biggs???"

> >

> >

> >

> > Paddy say's..."Oi'll take de money please Chris" Chris reminds him that

>he

> > still has his 3 life lines left.

> >

> >

> >

> > Paddy again say's.."Nope, Oi'll take de money please Chris"

> >

> >

> >

> > "You don't want to phone a friend?" says Chris.

> >

> >

> >

> > "No t'anks, Oi'll take de money - foinal answer"

> >

> >

> >

> > "OK" says Chris, looking bemused "give him a round of applause ladies

>and

> > gentlemen, Paddy goes away with £500,000. However before you go, you'll

> > obviously want to know what the answer was Paddy?"

> >

> >

> >

> > Paddy said "No, yer alroight, Oi knew de answer anyway, t'anks

> >

> > Chris" "You knew it anyway!....are you mad!!!" asks Chris, "Are you

> > mental?"

> >

> >

> >

> > Paddy says, "Oi moight be mental Chris....but Oi'm no feckin grass!"

 

yeh shaney posted it about a month and a half ago