A man was standing next in line at a checkout, when the attractive blonde

woman in front of him turned around and gave him a big smile.

"Hello," she said, as she waited for her change.

"Er, I'm sorry. Do I know you?" The man said in some confusion.

"Oh, my mistake. I thought you were the father of one of my children," she

said apologetically, and picking up her shopping, she left the store.

The man was astonished. He thought, "How amazing that a good looking woman

like that should have forgotten who fathered her children."

Then he began to worry.

He had had an encounter in his youth that could have resulted in a child he

didn't know about. She had been blonde, pretty, and about the same height.

On leaving the store, he saw the woman getting into her car. He ran over to

her and said, "Look, you couldn't have been the girl I met that night at a

party in Hampstead, in 1980 could you? We sh*gged on the billiards table in

front of everyone, things got really wild and I got so drunk that I didn't

get your telephone number."

The woman looked utterly outraged and said, "No! I'm your son's English

teacher."

 

You're slipping dear boy. That ones been done already

by dawn????/

Cant honestly remember mate, was a while ago.

I think Shaney's memory is turning to mush, thats 2 posts now that he's done that have been done before.

 

tut tut lad, stay of the happy juice.

Im sure it was you who posted it before actually

 

minds going in our old age

yeh thats gotta be the third time ive read it on here

just keeping ya all on ya toes, dont get on here as much now 2bh so i forget what i put

Minx...it might of been me...cant remember though.

 

Shaney...dont make excuses...you just like stealing material...don cha???

 

depends wat material it is, if its knickers then see dom

Yeah I remember now, it was ginge that beat you to it shane

He needs new material anyway its all repetetive thats been around for years anyway

mine matters the most though

Self importance is great shame no-one else shares your point of view ;oP

depends wat material it is, if its knickers then see dom

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