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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you

whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each

answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down

UNTIL you have answered the question!

 

 

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and

close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple

things in an overly complicated way.

 

 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the

refrigerator?

 

Wrong Answer.

 

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in

the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think

through the repercussions of your previous actions.

 

 

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals

attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you

did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one

more chance to show your true abilities.

 

 

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not

been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

 

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I know, I just wanted to double check though.

 

(was the typo of "people" deliberate or accidental?)

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awww thats quite good

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I know, I just wanted to double check though.

 

(was the typo of "people" deliberate or accidental?)

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