An Italian, a Frenchman, and a Yorkshireman are discussing their

relative performance in bed.

 

The Italian says, "When I've-a finshed-a makin' da love with my

girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she

floats-a da 6 inches above-a da bed in ecstasy."

 

The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nossing, when Ah 'ave finished making

ze love with my girlfriend Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah

lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats ze 12 inches

above ze bed in pure ecstasy."

 

The Yorkshireman says, "That's nothing! When I've finished fookin' my

missus, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my dick

clean on the curtains. She hits the fookin' roof!"

 

 

so old

haha quality joke!