>>> > Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly

>>>so

>>> >the

>>> >

>>> > > >morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best

>>> >friends,

>>> >

>>> > > >Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went

>>> >in and the

>>> >

>>> > > >mortician pulled back the sheet. Seamus said "Yep,he's burnt

>>> >pretty bad.

>>> >

>>> > > >Roll him over".

>>> >

>>> > > >So

>>> >

>>> > > >the mortician rolled him over. Seamus looked and said "Nope,

>>> >it aint

>>> >

>>> > > >Paddy".

>>> >

>>> > > >The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he

>>> >brought Sean

>>> >

>>> > > >in to identify the body. Sean took a look at him and said,

>>> >"Yup, he's

>>> >

>>> > > >burnt real bad, roll him over The mortician rolled him over

>>> >and Sean

>>> >

>>> > > >looked down and said, "No,it ain't Paddy". The mortician

>>> >asked, "How can

>>> >

>>> > > >you tell?" Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."

>>> >

>>> > > >"What............., he had two arseholes???" said the

>>> >mortician. "Yup,

>>> >

>>> > > >everyone knew he had two arseholes.

>>> >

>>> > > >Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes

>>> >Paddy with

>>> >

>>> > > >them two arseholes....'"

 

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