>>> > > > Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish

>>> >border

>>> >

>>> > > >checkpoint. Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: "It

>>> >is illegal

>>> >

>>> > > >to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four". "Quattro

>>> >is just the

>>> >

>>> > > >name of the automobile," the Englishmen retorts

>>> >disbelievingly. "Look at

>>> >

>>> > > >the

>>> >

>>> > > >papers:

>>> >

>>> > > >this car is designed to carry five persons." "You can not

>>> >pull that one

>>> >

>>> > > >on me," replies Paddy "Quattro means four. You have five

>>> >people in your

>>> >

>>> > > >car and you are therefore breaking the law." The Englishmen

>>> >replies

>>> >

>>> > > >angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to

>>> >speak to

>>> >

>>> > > >someone with more intelligence!" "Sorry," responds Paddy,

>>> >"Murphy is

>>> >

>>> > > >busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."

 

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