>>> > > > Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said,

>>> >"You are

>>> >

>>> > > >charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner." A

>>> >voice at the

>>> >

>>> > > >back of the courtroom yelled out, "You b*stard!" The judge

>>> >continued,

>>> >

>>> > > >"You are also charged with beating your Mother-in-Law to

>>> >death with a

>>> >

>>> > > >spanner."

>>> >

>>> > > >Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out,

>>> >"You ****ing

>>> >

>>> > > >b*stard!!!" The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back

>>> >of the

>>> >

>>> > > >courtroom, and said, "Paddy, I can understand your anger and

>>> >frustration

>>> >

>>> > > >at this crime, but will not have any more of these outbursts

>>> >from you or

>>> >

>>> > > >I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

>>> >Paddy, at

>>> >

>>> > > >the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen

>>> >years I lived

>>> >

>>> > > >next door to that b*stard. And every time I asked to borrow

>>>a

>>> >****ing

>>> >

>>> > > >spanner, he said he didn't have one!"