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Posted November 16, 200519 yr

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>A man gets on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls,

>and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.

>The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

>Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls".

>Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally,

>not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked.

>"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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haha good one

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lmao ;oP

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