Hi darlin.

Hello there my dear, fancy seeing you here.

Do you come here often ?

Only every now and again, hows about you? do you usually frequent these premisis?

Not really, only when I'm bored and there is nothing of interest I can be bothered to do.

 

 

I seem to be nocturnal at the moment, sleeping all day, waking up at night.

 

I think I'm turning into a vampire.

Bite meh !

Where?

 

And I can nibble first just so you get use to it.

No. I don't think my husband would like you doing that to me.

HUSBAND???

 

How could you do that to me???

 

I've been saving myself just so I can dump you....you heartless fiend.

Well I suppose I can two time him . . . maybe ? What are you qualities Ginge ?

I'm a hunky funky chunky ginger monkey....and I can make you laugh.

 

Is that enough?

 

You know me, Ginge, love someone with a SOH and on my wavelength ! That'll do me !

 

I can't wait to be your ex, as planned !

You will be one day...my future ex-wife...no kids though, cant have any more me's running round.

MARRIAGE ? I'll have to have lost the plot before getting married, love !