I suppose I could clean your ear out.......

 

 

 

 

 

 

.......with my tongue.

 

Oh my god, move along, nothign to see here !

You've not seen my tongue yet have you???

 

Tiz rather big.

:nervous:

Dont worry my dear....its not the size that counts, its how you use it.

That is very true !

believe me...I'm just like Drambuie.

Drambuie...a good liquor.

 

I hate having to explain these things.....you really are a common philistine aren't you.

philistine

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Phil·is·tine ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fl-stn, f-lstn, -tn)

n.

A member of an Aegean people who settled ancient Philistia around the 12th century B.C.

 

A smug, ignorant, especially middle-class person who is regarded as being indifferent or antagonistic to artistic and cultural values.

One who lacks knowledge in a specific area.

You know I'm only joking though....anyway, I should really be off. Gonna get some kip.

That was fun.

As the much missed Phil Benson once said...

 

"Every home needs a Ginge!"

He's lieing

 

I have to go soon. Meh. Yay !