>>A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead

>>of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys

>>and spending his entire pay.

>>

>>When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by

>>his angry wife and was nagged for nearly two hours.

>>

>>Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you

>>like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That

>>would be fine with me."

>>

>>Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came

>>and went with the same results.

>>

>>But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see

>>her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

hahahaha