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elton john goes 2 the doctor

Shaney R
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Elton John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

 

The doctor comes back and says "Elton, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS."

 

Elton is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"

 

Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 3 raw chilli's, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, all topped off with 1/2 box of All Bran cereal, washed down with a litre of prune juice."

 

Elton asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

 

Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for ....

 

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