If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:

Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally.

Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that

nonsense.

 

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for

you and your entire family.

 

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

 

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly.

 

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour

with, "It is a cultural an English, U.S.A. thing . You would not understand,

pal."

Keep your English, or U.S.A. identity strong. Fly the Union Flag or the

Stars and Stripes from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front

window or on your car bumper.

 

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do

likewise.

Demand classes on English and U.S. culture in the Moslem school system.

 

Demand a local Country driver license. This will afford other legal rights

and will go far to legitimise your unauthorized, illegal, presence in

Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

 

Insist that local Country, law enforcement teach English to all its

officers.

 

Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon be dead.

 

Because it will never happen It will not happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or

Iraq or any other country in the world except right here in Britain and the

United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct

politicians

 

If you agree, copy n paste to whoever. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in

Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.

too true too true

 

it pisses me off

i agree fully