I was relatively good at every subject at school, but I was also the kid that everyone loved to laugh at.

 

Not much has changed really.

i wasnt a goody goody but i had to work hard otherwise i wasnt allowed to so my other hobbies (i played football and did long distance running for the county). i never used to do my homework though, i used to do my sisters paper round for her while she did my homework for me

 

all my GCSE results were C and above

well I passed all my sujects except maths, but im good at basic maths now!!

I used to hate school, but lookign back now, I fecking loved it. I was the clown of the class as was my brother (older than me) when he was in school. The terrible twos

 

Got suspended from School for cheeking a science teacher - had to sit in the Main Hall for a week and not go on any breaks only 20 mins lunch and have classwork brought over to me

 

Got sent to the headteachers room, coz when I was in Childcare Class, my teacher had a to have a needle in her arm a few days before and it got infected and made a hole in her arm and I made a joke and said "I bet your husband has got a small enough willy to have fucked you in that wrong hole" Had an Italian teacher called Miss Bruty and I got detention for a week calling her Miss Fruity ...

 

there are so many - I loved school - I think they loved me too

I got kicked out of Maths class for being too badly behaved and had to have all my maths lessons in a little room with 3 others; only because the work was so terminally dull.

 

The secret at school was to be good at your work and badly behaved, you could get away with murder.

psml at maria!! quality!

QUOTE (Maria @ Mar 2 2004, 09:21)

"I bet your husband has got a small enough willy to have fucked you in that wrong hole"

 

School fights were good aswell !

 

In my first year, playing hocky down the pitch. This bitch hit me (by accident) with the hockey stick and I said "Il see you at the gates after school and we will sort iot out then".

 

Got to the gates after school, shat my pants and ended up being the best of mates with eachother all through school, and I have just found out she has just moved into a house 5 doors away from my house back home to whch im guna go fuckin see her this week !

 

Crazy world init !

 

Edited March 2, 200421 yr by Maria

me.... i messed up only left school wit mash GCSE and certificate of achivement in english.

im making up for it though, being at college

i meant maths

 

although i think i have a qualification on being mashed

oddly enough i was the shy quiet one who was good at most things and didn't cause any trouble. apart from the time i kicked the shit out of someone cos i was finally fed up of him bullying me

hmm i was the top student in geography in school for years!!! n I failed!!!!

 

did everyone elses course work but mine!!! ha!!!

 

 

QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Mar 1 2004, 22:03)

i had a 4ft 9 music teacher

Same height as u then? Keeping that munchkin spirit alive!

 

My art teacher gave me an A on the basis that I didn't come back and do GCSE Art, needlesss to say I obliged! Other than that I was quite a good little boy.

QUOTE (Tresh @ Mar 2 2004, 17:21)

QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Mar 1 2004, 22:03) i had a 4ft 9 music teacher Same height as u then? Keeping that munchkin spirit alive!   My art teacher gave me an A on the basis that I didn't come back and do GCSE Art, needlesss to say I obliged! Other than that I was quite a good little boy. nooo im 4ft 11 cheeky ######.   ME AND TRESH - THE MUNCHKINS OF CTW!!   thats weird u say that bout ur art teacher - my art teacher painted my first yr exam piece as he liked me that much he didnt want me to fail!! Mr Youngs..he looked like a monkey and always used to say in a cockney accent 'Jill Slater put it on the paaaper' (btw..i changed my surname when my mum and dad split incase u think i got married )

i loved school and uni and my doctorate...