The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup

 

BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Pinnochio

 

Libero

 

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

 

Cheerio Subbuteo

 

Scenario Fellatio

 

Portfolio

 

SUBS:

 

Placebo

 

Porno

 

Polio

 

Banjo

 

Brasso

 

Stereo (L)

 

Stereo ®

 

Hydrochlorofluoro

 

Aristotle

 

Computersezno

 

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Itch

 

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

 

Hic Sic Spic Pric

 

Digaditch Fallinaditch

 

Horseraditch

 

SUBS:

 

Mowapitch

 

Letsgetrich

 

Shagabitch

 

 

RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Whodyanicabolicov

 

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

 

Slalomsky Downhillsky

 

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

 

Fuckov Ufuckov

 

SUBS:

 

Rubitov

 

Gechakitov

 

Sodov

 

Pastryshev

 

Najinsky

 

Ivorripabollockov

 

Taykitov

 

 

ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Chatanoogaciouciou

 

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

 

Busqueue Snookercu

 

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

 

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

 

SUBS:

 

U

 

NonU

 

ManU

 

Stuffyiou

 

Lee Kwan Yu

 

 

 

DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Toomanigoalssen

 

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

 

Firstsson Seccondsson

 

Thirdsson

 

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

 

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

 

SUBS:

 

Howmanygoalsisthatssen

 

Finallygaveupcountinssen

 

Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen

 

Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen

 

ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Baloni

 

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

 

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

 

Legslikejelli Havabenni

 

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

 

SUBS:

 

Cantthinkofani!!!

 

Buggermi

 

 

MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

San Francisco

 

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

 

Manuel Gearbox

 

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon

Sombrero

 

Chihuahua Jose

 

SUBS:

 

Jesus Maria Don Key

 

Burrito

 

Speedy Gonzalez

 

Tequila

 

Caramba

 

DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

Kenning van Hire

 

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

 

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

 

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

 

SUBS:

 

Van Iller

 

Van Ishincreme

 

Van Morrison

 

Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

 

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van

Dyke.

 

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad,

after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his

finger in a dyke.

 

 

GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

 

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

SUBS:

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

KUNTS

 

 

 

 

(w00t) very good heheheh :lol:

  fifedjdomo said:

(w00t) very good heheheh :lol:

 

here is a joke for ya:

 

It is just before Australia v Brazil in the Group phase of the World Cup.

Ronaldinho goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.

 

"What's up?" he asks.

 

"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia. They're sh*t and we can't be bothered".

 

Ronaldinho looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these guys by myself, you lads go down the pub."

 

So Ronaldinho goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few beers.

 

After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to turn the tv on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldinho 10minutes)". He is beating Australia all by himself!

 

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They turn the tv on.

 

"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - Australia

1 (Kewell 89 minutes)".

 

They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Australia!! They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands.

 

He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."

 

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

 

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes"

 

 

 

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