Posted March 5, 200421 yr >> Two high school sweethearts who went out together >for four years >> > in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed >losing their >virginity >to >> > each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, >they wanted both >> > to go to the same college but, the girl was >accepted to a college >on >the >> > East Coast, and the guy went to a college on the >West Coast. They >> > agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend >anytime they could >> > together. >> > >> > As time went on, the guy would call the girl and >she would never >> > be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks >to return the >> > letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days >to return his >messages. >> > Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to >date around. He >> > didn't take this very well and increased his >calls, letters, and >> > emails trying to win back her love. >> > >> > She soon became very annoyed with his persistence >and now with a >> > new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. >So, what she >> > did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her >sucking her new >> > boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old >boyfriend with a >note >> > reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me >alone." >> > >> > Well, needless to say, this guy was broken but, >even more so, he >> > was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He >wrote on the >> > back of the photo the following, >> > "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, >please send >> > more money! I'm getting pretty desperate!" >> > >> > ... and mailed the picture to her parents! >> > >> > (PAYBACK'S A BITCH AIN'T IT!!??)
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