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First off... the street lamps dont work!!! Secondly.... the dog shit!!!

Combine em both.....ewwwwww

 

The moral is...... dont go out after dark cos ya dont know where youre stepping and what ya bringing home wink.gifwink.gif

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My next door neighbours. They complain when I play hh at 4 in the morning!

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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theres often running battles on my street between the 2 neighbouring "ghettos" lol.gif

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dont bloody yawn hey dawn

 

dont 4get that little accedent lol.gif

Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And
Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum :wink:

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houses are shit and my room shakes whenever a truck drives past

 

very busy during rush hour

 

supermarkets are a 20 min walk away (til LIDL opens very soon)

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (EnigmaUK @ Mar 8 2004, 01:31)
QUOTE (Jimmy @ Mar 8 2004, 01:28)
theres often running battles on my street between the 2 neighbouring "ghettos"  lol.gif

Its like that here Jimmy... GREAT entertainment lmto lol.gif

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if only it had been in the mouth that would of been a whole other story lol.gif

Iv Come Here Today To Chew Bubblegum And
Kick Ass And Im All Outta Bubblegum :wink:

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QUOTE (LiamStyles @ Mar 8 2004, 01:32)
Fuckin foreigners!!

My street is full of them  thumbsdown.gif

You and the fucking rest of us lmftro grin.gifgrin.gif Its cosovan city down the next street to me thumbsdown.gif

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Mine are Somali!!!! blink.gif

 

Now, where could I get a gun in Liverpool? Theres no crime in this city ya know.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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QUOTE (Tresh @ Mar 8 2004, 01:39)
Mine are Somali!!!! blink.gif

Now, where could I get a gun in Liverpool? Theres no crime in this city ya know.

Hmmmm announce.gif You sound like youre bi-lingual like me.... Im fluent in english and bullshit too llf lol.giflol.gifgroovy.gif

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