Two women are walking home after a girlie night out. They are very drunk and as the walk home is taking some time due to their state they find themselves desperate for a wee. At this moment they are passing a church and decide to relieve themselves behind the headstones in the graveyard. As they finish they both realise they have nothing to wipe themselves with so the first woman decides to use her knickers and throw them away. The second woman is wearing very expensive underwear and is reluctant to lose them, but then she notices a new grave nearby with lots of new fresh flowers, amongst which is a very lavish bouquet with thick soft ribbon. 'Just the job' she decides and without another thought duly pulls the bouquet over and uses the ribbon to dry herself. Their task completed the women continue staggering home. Next morning, the husband of the first woman phones the husband of the second. " We need to keep an eye on our wives. Mine came home with no knickers on last night!" "You think you've got problems" exclaims the second husband "My wife came home last night with a card stuck up her arse that said, We'll never forget you - From all the lads at the Fire Station"

first joke ive posted on here lol

Old ones are always the best.

QUOTE (Shaney_R @ Mar 8 2004, 16:23)

Old ones are always the best.

i've got alot more old 'uns where that came from

lets ave em then

 

will do tomorow at work.. got loads on the email thingy!