if you had to invent a subgenre (of hardhouse ) what would you call it, what would it sound like and what kind of anal pillocks would play it?

 

i think i'd create one called hard german metal house. it would feature over distorted guitars rather than hoovers and fat middle age men screeming in german about their love of their anal passage

What about the japanese then?

hehehe - those japs have strange musical tastes

Would be with a wkd video though probably!

 

How about the Israeli house scene - I hear that's quite promising to some?

And then there's the Russian house scene - I reckon that's pretty big actually - especially if you're like Scooter but with worse lyrics!

QUOTE (transylvanian14 @ Mar 13 2004, 18:15)

And then there's the Russian house scene - I reckon that's pretty big actually - especially if you're like Scooter but with worse lyrics!

scooter with russion Mcing

 

has to be heard to be believed!

I'd call it

 

"You-purist-twat-wannabes-our-branch-of-dance-music-is-better-than-yours-house"

 

I listen to both kinds of music..... Country 'and' Western

pmsl