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Posted February 5, 200421 yr

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What's the similarity between Gareth Gates and Dr Harold Shipman?

Neither of them can finish a sentence.

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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Homepage:

http://http/clubtheworld.ipbhost.com/
Favourite Clubs & Events:
Passion or anywhere where the dj's i mentioned below are playing:) Oh Yess !!( Fav Event,Festival) GKGG
Favourite DJs & Producers:
DJ Tiesto,Paul Van Dyke,Armin Van Buuren,Ferry Corsten,Push,Lab 4 and Mauro Picotto (ukc dj's Danny M and Andy Baggulay)JFK(seen them all live part from Picotto)

February 5, 200421 yr

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Oh dear

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Spunkmonkey

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Region:
Northwest & north Wales
Homepage:

http://www.spunked.tk
Favourite Clubs & Events:
Goodgreef, Binary, Polysexual
Favourite DJs & Producers:
Paul Glazby, Dark by Design, Tidy Boys, Alex Kidd, Yoji Biomehanika, Hixxy, Scott Brown, Luna, Lady Dana, Karim, Ham, Amber D, Andy Farley, V.A.G.A.B.O.N.D

February 5, 200421 yr

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February 6, 200421 yr

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classic!!

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February 10, 200421 yr

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Wow, some people actually laughed at my joke!

My teenage daughter has been kidnapped, and the people I work with may be involved in both.

I'm Federal Agent Jack Bauer and this is the longest day of my life...

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