big, fat..

hairy bird named Blermonge, she always up for a tickle and stuff, but be careful she could.....

Turn your money into.........

The the lambada whilst....

chewing on his glow sticks, after you will

kiss my arse you rip kangaroo...

that eats little children and hides their bones under your bed so he can.........

come back later to finish off munching the bones, when he does he finds........

The bones have dissapeared from under his bed! there is a trail of broken bones coming out from under his bed and leading to......

A life-size replica of Osama Bin Laden...

it then turns out that Osama Bin Liner is in fact alive and well and driving a cab in London......

...with some furry dice hanging from his rear view mirror - but they werent furry dice - ..(dramatic pause)..... they were in fact.......

hand grenades! And as his cab drove round a particularly sharp corner.....

one of his Turban Army toppled out the car, this did not deter Bin Liner and carried on his mission to.....

to get to the chemist so he could his viagra for after all the opium he smoked it just wasnt happinin any more cos one of his many wives...........