some bizaree, yet strangely fascinating scientific experiments on poor willy, who by now was...

completely deranged, after all, he'd only gone out to.....

go shopping for the weekend. He put his hands in his pockets to find..

some....kind...of..keyring! all of a sudden giant bananas attack the world and willy saves the day. having had his first bit of luck that day, he pulls out a

cucumber and kills all the Bananas! Everyone cheered for Willy, then along came Fanny.....

Fanny went over to willy and gave him a big....

(something rude...something rude...)

 

gave him a big hug, and said "it's all over willy, its all over"

 

willy went on to make a career for himself as a freelance vocalist for house/trance saying things like

 

"Functionary Drive"

"Reachers of civilisation" -love that (York)

and

"This is the Reeaall life" [censored] love that! by Raven Maize

 

he lived happily ever after, only catching a glimpse of his arch-nemesis Banana-King (who escaped from his failed invasion of earth) once getting into a taxi across the street, which did perturb him for a day or two, till he got wasted and forgot all about it.

 

The End.

 

I missed all the fun, maybe its because.....

the thongs away the more he through away the more thongs that came back...

the thongs suddenly turns into big pants and started to cover him

They covered his face and young willy started to stuggle for air but then he smelt something he liked it was.........

cookie dough ice cream which had come from..

His transexual brother because it was smothered all over him, willy started to...

scream, "you are wasting all that ice cream! dont you know that.....

wasting Ice Cream like that is a crime you will be...