opps and ......

BEGAN HALLUCINATING EVERYTIME HE SAW THE TELESCOPIC ARM, SO HE SHOVED EIGHT...

8 great big fcuk off machete's straight into the store managers bonse who died instantly.....

resulting in the half price chicken competition having to be cancled, the mood in the store was very.....

 

[ 10 May 2002, 15:21: Message edited by: Beaker ]

mixed : some people hated the boss, others loved him so much they.........

an extending left arm able to reach the highest shelves in most supermarkets however....

DuMonde Raver was on security in the shop that day and..........

Asked if he had any spare change in his back pocket so they could go out and buy....

a massive statue of ronnie barker made entirely of

cheese.

"Blimey, this cheese smells just like the outside of my dads..."

 

m.

hard skin on his feet.....

slices with marmite he took a bite and said...

Leading all the way up to his....

knarled testicles which, weirdly, were the exact replica of.....