Of cheesy wotsits that hd been...

sucked and sucked until they had gone brown...

Just like a big turd after a huge curry from BinLaden Balti house which incidentaly.........

got blowen up by......

the pope and his mrs after one too many.........

times shagging, they found out there.....

Sex life wasnt up to much so they bought....

a huge big vibrator with fur trim...they often played with this when...

Ken popped in for his mad half hour ...

Of nymphomaniac shaggin marathons which used to get him in trouble coz......

it's against the law in Morocco to smuggle ...

peanuts..therefore

the monkeys started to follow them all the way to..

the outhouse opposite rolf harris's....

wife's favourite hairdressers. Just then, coming down the road ...