was a dirty great big greased up harley biker .

[censored] thought the smuggler......

i better eat these pork pies before..

I get busted with my girlfriends knickers on! just then....

maggy thatcher came speedin round the corner on her pink milk float..

shouted 'which way to the Falklands?', I replied...........

turn right at fred elliots butchers and then its ur second left past the mingers brothel watch out for the...

...Argies. They ain't too happy becoz we beat them 1-0 and they've threatened to.....

steal the queeny and cover her in cooking oil to..

serve as a delicacy called royal...

hotpot which does includee eyeballs and lips in the true fasion of british meat products.......

the queeny hot pot was served in pubs across the country with..

salad dressing and kinkykells........

then suddenly in one of the pubs down the back alley of.....

bobs tasty nipple ring shop...

Someone found a septic....