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Ill tell you what this certainly gives us a picture into peoples minds!!!

 

The deep dark corners were ono one ever enters! [shhh]

 

...........Strange.......very strange.

 

KEEP IT UP! [Well Happy]

---> Beaker <--- 
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F*ck ME - I've just got back from lunch and you'll NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED.....

 

I decided to meet a friend of my dad's ex (1st) girlfriend - I had never met the geeza b4 in me life - all I knew was that he'd be wearing a large red AMBULANCE (yes I know, I didnt quite believe it either)...

 

Anyway, I'm waiting in the pub (well, hospital to be precise, awaiting my new born baby) when this Elephant walks in with 3 mice and a furry cup. He asks the bartender "How much to mow my lawn mate?" - The bartender replies "More than you can afford buster" - the mice then proceeed to run up the bartenders leg and install a fail-safe device in his right gonad. The bartender was BLISSFULLY un-ware that anything had happened to him when....

 

"KAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM" - some guy in the corner of the pub decided to start doing (bad) Batman & Robin impressions. The Giraffe, I mean Elephant, takes a real liking to this guy and asks him where he can aquire some SILVER DOUGHNUTS - at which ....

 

(ready for the punchline ???)

 

....

 

The Batman impersonator speaks (in very good english) back to him "Only 4 slices of toast on a tuesday mate!"

 

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[Laugh] hahahahah - cheers for the joke Grandfather Jo !! (GrandFatherJo@ClubTheWorld.uk)

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they say france is a banana republic, but oh my god, shes out of the house! gran! get back here *FsHSHSHSHH...* (smiley just dropped on one knee and fired off a LAW rocket) *KARunchapow!* and gran blew up everywhere.

 

WE seem to concentrate on old people, weapons (ok thats just me) and blue things in these sentences.

 

um, see ya! [Wavey]

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