Seeing as our leader has banned ALL swear words which I think is a f***ing disgrace I have decided to define NEW swear words!

 

F*** will become FOOK

 

S**t will become SHAT

 

P*nis will become SMALL

 

W***** will become WANKOON

 

Bum, poo, wee, willy, fanny, fish, flaps all appear to have escaped the danger swear zone so they're okay - for now!

 

Personally the whole thinking behind this is a FOOKING nightmare!

 

shat is the past tense of [censored] anyway

 

'ooh look i just shat on your head'

what does CUNT become?

 

 

m.

C*** will become FANNY!

 

And because you said that blatantly matther go to your room and DONT EVER SWEAR AT ME!!

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Originally posted by CreamyC:

C*** will become FANNY!

 

And because you said that blatantly matther go to your room and DONT EVER SWEAR AT ME!!

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