Does anyone know of any hotel receptionist or secretary postitons going near them??i want to movee!!!!!

Libby - just because I'm "crashin' at yours" doesn't mean you have to "do the off" - to be quite frank its a little bit insulting. And I promise my granmother will be out by the end of the week.

 

I know of a few positions though yes...

reallllly? tell me more........i like hearing about positions..

There was that one about involving a bonnet and a car park!

Ooooh Creamy, you filthy *oink oink* pig! You did that with me! I cant believe you go saying all this on a public forum, what must people *oink oink* of me!

 

Pig Bastard!

WOOOOAH! MEMORY FLASH!

My personal favourite is 'dark alley round the back of Kensington Tube station" ...

 

[ 19 June 2002, 16:20: Message edited by: Fred The Baddie ]

My favourite is "the helicopter" technically difficult but visually pleasing!!

 

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Originally posted by LibbyVanDyke:

Does anyone know of any hotel receptionist or secretary postitons going near them??i want to movee!!!!!

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Secretary positions ?

Hmmm, how bout you perched on the corner of my desk, taking dictation; your miniskirt slowly riding up, revealing a glimpse of your stockinged legs...

"Why, Mr. Baddie, it's alwfully hot in here !" you exclaim as you undo the top button of your blouse, stretched tightly across your magnificent ..

 

Whoops !! Got a bit carried away there for a sec !!

nothing feels better than a donkey punch though

Ha ha ha ha !!

 

Can't beat a good Zombie Mask either !!

what the fuk! southerners have the weirdest phrases.....

Huh ? But CC is a septic ?!?!?

a septic huh, thems are fightin words

Donkey Punch! Classic!!! Amoungst others...

 

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