you need to get youself a boyfriend to occupy your free time, then when parents get back tell him where to go!!!

Usually when Im alone I find that smearing myself with branston pickle and goosestepping around the house listening to puddle of mud keeps me occupied.

However,I realise this is not for everyone.

I have been alone in my house (cos my parents are away for only 4 days and i am already going insane. I am sooooooo bored!!!!! My mates are all either working or abroad!! Can anybody cheer miss van dyke up??

that didnt make sense..i have been on my own for 4 days, out of the 10 days that my parents are away......

 

bo!

you kicked Jizzer out then ?!

 

James

yeh the house started to smell like sea-water

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Originally posted by flakey dove:

Usually when Im alone I find that smearing myself with branston pickle and goosestepping around the house listening to puddle of mud keeps me occupied.

However,I realise this is not for everyone.

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wow thought i was the only one who does that