not a chance. and if it does keep to its course we'll just send some high paid movie stars into space to land on it and blow it up - problem solved

I'll only be 37.....not that I'm worrying.

 

My friends all say the way I'm going, I won't

make 25.

 

Until a couple of weeks ago, I was fine with that, but my life has direction now.

I'll be 41 by then - listening to wogan and going to stadium rock specials feat. Travis etc

 

Fair enough!

End of the day its another news story for the BBC to earn there money.

Id be more worried about a killer ant personally

ill be 33!! hopefully still a clubnut..with 10 kids..each with differnt dads..ill have 3 dogs called..slag..muttly..and vanessa feltz..n ill b living in a caravan off the m6..smokin 50fags a day..and downin a bottle of vodka..my kids will pimp me out to random truck drivers called pete and ken ill lead such a classy life!! hehe

 

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In other words kel, your gonna be a smelly average middle age old battleaxe ! ?

 

"Comprende" ?!!

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ill be 33!! hopefully still a clubnut..with 10 kids..each with differnt dads..ill have 3 dogs called..slag..muttly..and vanessa feltz..n ill b living in a caravan off the m6..smokin 50fags a day..and downin a bottle of vodka..my kids will pimp me out to random truck drivers called pete and ken

ill lead such a classy life!! hehe

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We were in the Harvester the other day, and this right Pikey family were in there. One of the kids was being a little [censored], and basically running around, nicking cutlery and stuff.

 

The mother stands up and yells "LEVI! PUT THAT DOWN!"

 

the kids name was LEVI. Forchrissakes.

instead of being 13 years old

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We were in the Harvester the other day, and this right Pikey family were in there. One of the kids was being a little [censored], and basically running around, nicking cutlery and stuff.

 

The mother stands up and yells "LEVI! PUT THAT DOWN!"

 

the kids name was LEVI. Forchrissakes.

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Get that all the time in Harvester.

Lets hope that rock destroys every harvester in 17yrs time after all !

Well I should be 45 by then, but I've never thought i'd live past 35 anyway!! Live fast, die young & leave a good looking corpse!!

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ill be 33!! hopefully still a clubnut..with 10 kids..each with differnt dads..ill have 3 dogs called..slag..muttly..and vanessa feltz..n ill b living in a caravan off the m6..smokin 50fags a day..and downin a bottle of vodka..my kids will pimp me out to random truck drivers called pete and ken

ill lead such a classy life!! hehe

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We were in the Harvester the other day, and this right Pikey family were in there. One of the kids was being a little [censored], and basically running around, nicking cutlery and stuff.

 

The mother stands up and yells "LEVI! PUT THAT DOWN!"

 

the kids name was LEVI. Forchrissakes.

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did the family have about 8 kids..and either cum out of a camper van or a mini bus..with al their furniture on the top?? coz if they did it cud have been meeee..my other kids are called..gap..dickhead..freak..jon boy..mary ellen..and kenneth..

 

i saw a beverly hill billy styleee family the other week in safeway..they was buyin all the stuff that had been reduced..like the fresh bread was like 15p instead of 60odd and they had like 50 bog rolls..and cheese for 20p!! blesstheir cotton socks!!

you forgot the tesco 'economy lager' ,

or could of been special brew as a treat.

 

You also forgot the trademark '20 sovereign \ mayfair' !

Economy lager from tesco is the don!

 

Bettered only by Adli/Lidl's '20 bottles for £2' deal on French import. MMMM!

my tramp of an auntie smokes mayfairs!

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my tramp of an auntie smokes mayfairs!

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Does she own an uncastrated pitbull? On a bit of string?